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                                                       DISSOLVE TO:     

                 PHILADELPHIA'S TERRACE. EXT/SUNSET.

 

                 HAMLET, a 29-year old Colombian-born man is about to commit                        suicide, jumping from the roof of a Temple University building.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        To be, or not to be: that is the

                        question: wether 'tis nobler in

                        the mind to suffer The slings and

                        arrows of outrageous fortune, Or

                        to take arms against a sea of

                        troubles, And by opposing end

                        them? To die: to sleep; No more;

                        and by a sleep to say we end The

                        heart-ache and the thousand

                        natural shocks That flesh is heir

                        to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly

                        to be wish'd.

 

                 Hamlet recoils at the last moment and falls on the floor.

                 He goes on remembering images of his life.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        To die, to sleep; To

                        sleep: perchance to dream: ay,

                        there's the rub; For in that sleep

                        of death what dreams may come When

                        I have shuffled off this mortal

                        coil, Must give me pause: there's

                        the respect That makes calamity of

                        so long life; For would I bear the

                        whips and scorns of time, The

                        oppressor's wrong, the proud man's

                        contumely, The pangs of despised

                        love, the law's delay, The

                        insolence of office and the spurns

                        That patient merit of the unworthy

                        takes, When I myself might my

                        quietus make With a single blade?

                        who would fardels bear, To grunt

                        and sweat under a weary life, But

                        that the dread of something after

                        death, The undiscovered country

                        from whose bourn No traveller

                        returns, puzzles the will And

                        makes us rather bear those ills we

                        have Than fly to others that we

                        know not of? Thus this conscience

                        makes a coward of myself.

 

                                                       DISSOLVE TO:

 

                                     TITLE CARD

                        Philadelphia 1997

                        Tycoon Hamlet Elsinor has died, leaving all

                        his assets to his Colombian-born adopted son,

                        Hamlet...

 

                                                       CUT TO:

 

              CLAUDIUS' OFFICE. INT/ DAY.

 

              A dark room. Claudius addresses Hamlet, who we don't see.

              27-year old LAERTES looks at the scene from the background.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        Though yet of Hamlet our dear

                        brother's death , the memory be

                        green; and that it us befitted to

                        bear our hearts in grief and the

                        entire members of our companies,

                        to be contracted in one brow of

                        woe;  yet so far has discretion

                        fought with nature that we with

                        wisest sorrow think on him,

                        together with remembrance of

                        ourselves.

 

 

              Claudius approaches Laertes.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

 

                        Now follows, that--you know,

                        Fortinbras Investment Company,

                         they had not failed

                        to pester us with message,

                        importing the surrender of our

                        profits--those vast countries

                        gained by all bonds of law by my

                        dear brother...

                               (to Laertes, whispering)

                        So much for him... Now our

                        business is: Mr. Laertes has sued

                        Fortinbras Company unrighteous

                        strategy, and we shall demand a

                        fair retribution for their attempt

                        to take over our investments in

                        Colombian oil companies and

                        Bolivian mines of coal.

 

              He gives a paper to the man behind the camera.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                               (continuing)

                        We await for your signature, young

                        Hamlet.

 

              The camera focusses on the paper...

 

                                                       DISSOLVE TO:

           

                                     TITLE CARD

                        Hamlet signs with reluctance and leaves town

                        for several weeks.

 

                                                            DISSOLVE TO:                                                        

 

 

              PHILADELPHIA  STREET--WALT WHITMAN BRIDGE. DAY.

 

              The same paper, with some wrinkles, is squeezed by a hand and

              thrown on a street near the Delaware river.

 

               Hamlet, wearing dark clothes, looks at the piece

              of paper rolling on the ground. He expresses frustration.

 

              He has flash-backs of his recent trip to Las Vegas, and of

              smiling GERTRUDE, his adoptive mother.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        O, that this too too solid flesh

                        would melt, thaw, and resolve

                        itself into a dew! Or that the law

                        had not fixed his cannon against

                        self-slaughter! O wealth! wealth!

                        How weary, stale, flat, and

                        unprofitable seem to me all the

                        uses of this world! Fie on it! O,

                        fie!

                        This is an unweeded garden, that

                        grows to seed; things rank and

                        gross, and only  nature posses

                        them. That it should come to this!

                        But two months dead!--nay, not so

                        much, not two: so excellent a man;

                        that was to my uncle, what Gandhi

                        and King to Hitler: so human, so

                        loving to my mother. Must I

                        remember? Why? She would hang on

                        him; and yet within a month, a

                        little month...

                               (pause)

                        --why she--even she? O, God--

                        married to my uncle; that beast,

                        that lacks discourse of reason.

                        And now the salt of her most

                        hypocritical tears had left the

                        flushing in her galled eyes. My

                        mother married--O, most wicked

                        speed, to post which such

                        dexterity to incestuous sheets.

 

                                                       CUT TO:

 

 

              PHILADELPHIA  STREET--WALT WHITMAN BRIDGE. DAY.

 

              Hamlet sees several cars, which arrive and encircle him. Claudius

              steps down from one of them. Female rowdies ROSENCRANTZ and                     GUILDENSTERN escort him.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        And now, Laertes, what's the news

                        with you? Tell us about your suit.

                        You cannot speak of reason to the

                        trustees and loose your voice.

 

 

              POLONIUS arrives accompanied by 45-year old GERTRUDE.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                               (continuing)

                        Why did you ask us here?

 

                                  LAERTES

                        To quit this business, and return

                        to Bogota, from whence I willingly

                        came to the United States to

                        renovate my contract under your

                        company's reorganization.  Now, I

                        must confess, my duty is done, and

                        my thoughts and wishes bend again

                        towards Colombia.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        It was not me, but Polonius, who

                        called you here. What does your

                        father say?

 

                                  POLONIUS                 

                        I sealed my hard consent. I do

                        beseech you, accept to place

                        him back in Bogota.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        My will is yours, Laertes.

                               (to Hamlet)

                        But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my

                        son...

 

                                  HAMLET

                               (loud and rude)

                        A little more than kin, and less

                        than kind.

 

              Gertrude pads Hamlet's head.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                               (pause; didactic)

                        Cast thy nighted color off,  and

                        let your  eye look like a friend

                        to these employees of our company,

                        and don't seek with your vailed

                        lids  for your father's dust. Like

                        me, you must accept everyone on

                        earth must die, passing through

                        nature to nothing.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Nothingness is our fashion, Mother.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                        If it is, why does it seem so

                        particular with you?

 

                                  HAMLET

                        It doesn't seem, Mother! it is! I

                        don't know "seems". It's not only

                        my inky cloak, nor mourning suits

                        of solemn black, nor windy

                        suspiring of forced breath. No,

                        nor the fruitful river in the eye,

                        nor the dejected behavior of the

                        visage, together with all forms,

                        moods, shapes of grief, that can

                        denote me truly: these indeed

                        seem, for they are actions that a

                        man might play:  But I have that

                        within which has passed is shown;

                        these but the trappings and the

                        suits of woe.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        It is so sweet and commendable in

                        your nature, Hamlet, to give these

                        customary duties to your father:

                        But, you must know, your father

                        lost a father; that father lost,

                        lost his; and the survivor bound,

                        in filial obligation, for some

                        term to do obsequious sorrow: but

                        to persevere in obstinate

                        condolence is a course of impious

                        stubbornness; it's unmanly grief;

                        it shows a will most incorrect to

                        the interests of your relatives

                        still alive, a heart unfortified,

                        an impatient mind; a simple and

                        childish understanding. Because

                        death must be, and that is as

                        common knowledge as to realize

                        that these words were recorded on

                        tape. Why should we, in our

                        peevish opposition, take it to

                        heart? Fie! This is heaven's

                        fault, dead's fault, nature's

                        fault. To reason most absurd;

                        whose common theme is dead of

                        fathers. We pray you, throw to

                        earth this unprevailing woe; and

                        think of us as of... A father;

                        for let the company take

                        note, without your consent, you

                        will be replace and our profits will

                        continue.

     

              Claudius gets into his car.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        We beseech you, bend you

                        to remain here, in the cheer and

                        comfort of Philadelphia, increasing

                        our income, your father's legacy.

 

              Claudius gets into his car.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                        I know what is best for you,

                        Hamlet. Let not your mother waste

                        her time, and stay with us.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        I shall in all my best obey you, mother.

 

                                                       DISSOLVE TO:

           

                                     TITLE CARD

                        Hamlet meets high-school friends

                        Bernardo and Horatio.

 

                                                            DISSOLVE TO:                                                        

 

 

              PHILADELPHIA STREET. EXT/DAY.

 

              Hamlet is tormented by thoughts about his new father, his

              mother and Polonius while he talks to Bernardo and

              Horatio in front of his family house.

 

                                   HORATIO

                         I think I saw him yesterday night.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Saw? Who?

 

                                  HORATIO

                        My lord, Mr. Hamlet, your father.

  

                                  HAMLET

                               (sad)

                        The president, my father?

 

                                  HORATIO

                        Season your admiration for a while

                        with an attent ear, till I may

                        deliver  this marvel to you.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Let me hear.

 

                                  HORATIO

                        In the dead vast and middle of the

                        night, two of my friends were

                        encountered by a figure like your

                        father, wearing at point exactly.

                        He appears before them, and with

                        solemn march goes slowly and

                        stately by them: thrice he walked

                        by their oppressed and fear-

                        surprised eyes. Almost to jelly

                        with the act of fear, my friends

                        stand dumb and speak not to him.

                        And I with them the third night

                        kept the watch; where, as they had

                        delivered, both in time, form of

                        the thing, each word made true and

                        good, the apparition comes: I knew

                        your father;  these hands are not

                        more like.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        But were was this?

 

                                  BERNARDO

                        My lord, upon the platform of the

                        graves.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Did you not speak to it?

 

                                  HORATIO

                        I did; but answer made it none.

                        Yet once methought it lifted up

                        its head and did address itself to

                        motion, like as it would speak;

                        but even then the morning cock

                        crew loud, and at the sound it

                        shrunk in haste away, and vanished

                        from our sight.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        It's very strange.

 

                                  HORATIO

                        As I do live, my honoured lord,

                        it's true; and we did think it

                        written down in our duty to let

                        you know of it.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Indeed, indeed, sirs, but this

                        troubles me. Are you going there

                        again tonight?

 

                                  BERNARDO

                        I warrant I will.

 

                                  HAMLET

                               (sad)

                        Whether that ghost assumes my

                        noble father's person, I'll speak

                        to it, though hell itself should

                        gape, and bid me hold my peace.

                               (anxious)

                        I pray you both, if you have

                        hitherto concealed this sight, let

                        it be tenable in your silence

                        still. I will require your love.

 

                                                       CUT TO:

 

              PHILADELPHIA'S TRAIN STATION. INT/AFTERNOON.

 

              Laertes crosses an empty corridor, handling a luggage case.

              5-month pregnant OPHELIA, awaits him.

 

                                  LAERTES

                        My necessaries are embark'd:

                        farewell: And, sister, as the

                        winds give benefit and convoy is

                        assistant, do not sleep, But let

                        me hear from you.

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        Do you doubt that?

 

                                  LAERTES

                               (without answering

                                Ophelia's question)

                        For Hamlet, and the trifling of

                        his favour, hold it a fashion and

                        a toy in blood, a violet in the

                        youth of primy nature, forward,

                        not permanent, sweet, not lasting,

                        the perfume and suppliance of a

                        minute; No more.

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        You offence is rank, it smells to

                        heaven.

 

                                  LAERTES

                        Our native hue of resolution is

                        sicklied over with the pale cast

                        of Hamlet's thought; and the

                        company's enterprises of great

                        pith and moment, with his regard,

                        their currents turn awry, and lose

                        the name of action.

                               (pause)

                        Perhaps he loves you now, and now

                        no soil nor cautel do besmirch the

                        virtue of his will: but you and

                        your offspring must fear him. For

                        he himself is subject to his

                        birth. He may not, as unvalued

                        persons do, carve for himself; for

                        on his choice depends the safety

                        and increment of his own state. We

                        are but employees, and if he says

                        he loves you, it fits your wisdom

                        so far to believe it. Fear it,

                        Ophelia, fear it, my dear sister,

                        your heart is frail, and the

                        canker galls the infants of the

                        spring, too oft before their

                        buttons be disclosed. Keep your

                        love in the rear of your affection.

 

                                  OPHELIA

                               (ironic)

                        I will the effect of this good

                        lesson keep, as watchman to my

                        heart. But, good my brother, do

                        not, as some ungracious

                        republicans do, show me the steep

                        and thorny way to heaven; whiles,

                        like a puffed and reckless

                        libertine, himself the primrose

                        path of dalliance treads, and

                        recks not his own red.

 

              Polonius enters.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        A double blessing is a double

                        grace. Now you must go to Bogota,

                        Laertes. But before your leaving

                        keep these few precepts in your

                        memory.

 

              Polonius gives a gift to Laertes.

 

              Laertes opens it and he finds an edition of the Complete

              Works by William Shakespeare.

 

                                  LAERTES

                        Most humbly do I make my leave,

                        my Lord.

 

                                                       CUT TO:

 

              GARDEN. EXT/NIGHT.

 

              Seated on a bench, Ophelia and Polonius hold a conversation.

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        He had of late made many tenders

                        of his affection to me.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        Affection! pooh!

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        I don't speak like a green girl,

                        unsifted in such perilous

                        circumstance. I do believe his

                        tenders.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        I do not know what I should think.

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        Father, we have decided to marry

                        in honorable fashion.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        Ay, fashion you may call it; go

                        to, go to.

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        I know, when the blood burns, how

                        prodigal the soul lends the tongue

                        vows; these blazes, father, give

                        more light than heat, indeed. I

                        haven't taken them for fire. From

                        this time, I will be scanter to

                        Hamlet in our nigthly parting. His

                        entreatments will be place at a

                        higher rate than a command to

                        parley. For Hamlet,  believe so

                        much in him, that he is so young,

                        that desire alone can unfold his

                        promises. I don't believe his

                        vows; for they are brokers. Mere

                        beggars of unholy suits. But I

                        will be better to beguile. This is

                        for all:  I would not, in plain,

                        give more favours to Hamlet, until

                        the purpose of my  memory be

                        assured by his demand.

 

                                                       CUT TO:

 

              PHILADELPHIA'S CEMETERY. EXT/NIGHT.

 

              Hamlet, Horatio and Bernardo are seated on a grave.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        The air bites shrewdly; it is very

                        cold.

 

                                  HORATIO

                        It is a nipping and an eager air.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        What hour now?

 

                                  HORATIO

                        I think it lacks of twelve.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        No, it is struck.

 

                                  BERNARDO

                        Indeed? I heard it not: then it

                        draws near the season wherein the

                        spirit holds his wont to walk.

 

              Cannon balls are heard.

 

                                  BERNARDO

                               (continuing)

                        What does this mean?

 

                                  HAMLET

                        My uncle do wake up to-night, and

                        takes his rouse, keeps wassail,

                        and the swaggering up-spring

                        reels; and, as he drains his

                        draughts of Rhenish down, the

                        kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray

                        out the triumph of his pledge.

 

                                  HORATIO

                        Is it a custom?

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Ay, marry, it is: but to my mind,

                        though I am alien here, and not to

                        the manner born, it is a custom

                        more honoured in the breach than

                        the observance.  This heavy-head

                        spinning east and west makes us

                        target and comment of other

                        nations: they clap us drunkers,

                        and with swinish phrase they

                        accuse of drugadiction; and indeed

                        it takes from our income, though

                        performed at height, the pith and

                        marrow of our taxes.

 

                                  HORATIO

                        Look, my lord, it comes!

 

              Actor 1 is seen over a grave.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Angels and ministers of grace

                        defend us! Be thou a spirit of

                        health or goblin damned, be thy

                        intents wicked or charitable, thou

                        comest in such a questionable

                        shape that I will speak to thee:

                        I'll call thee Hamlet, the man,

                        the father, the trustee, answer

                        me! Let me not burst in ignorance;

                        but tell why thy canonized bones

                        have burst their cerements; why

                        the sepulchre, wherein we saw thee

                        quietly inurn'd, had oped his

                        ponderous and marble jaws, to cast

                        thee up again. What may this mean,

                        that thou, dead corpse, again in

                        complete cotton, revisits thus the

                        glimses of the moon, making night

                        hideous; and we fools of nature so

                        horridly to shake our disposition

                        with thoughts beyond the reaches

                        of our minds?  Say, why is this?

                        Wherefore? What should we do?

 

              Actor 1 beckons Hamlet

 

                                  HORATIO

                        It beckons you to go away--to you

                        alone.

 

                                  BERNARDO

                        Look, with what courteous action

                        it waves you to a more removed

                        ground: but do not go with it.

 

                                  HORATIO

                        No, by no means.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        It will not speak; then I will

                        follow it.

 

                                  HORATIO

                        Do not, my lord

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Why? What should be the fear? I do

                        not set my life in a pin's fee;

                        and for my soul, what can it do to

                        that, being a thing immortal as

                        itself? It waves me forth again:

                        I'll follow it.

 

                                  BERNARDO

                        What if it tempt you toward the

                        flood, my lord, or to the dreadful

                        summit of the cliff that beetles

                        over his face into the sea, and

                        there assume some other horrible

                        form, which might deprive your

                        sovereignty of reason and draw you

                        into madness? think of it: the

                        very place puts toys of

                        desperation, without more motive,

                        into every brain that looks so

                        many fathoms to the sea, and hears

                        it roar beneath.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        It waves me still. Go on; I'll

                        follow thee.

 

              Hamlet disappears into the graveyard.

 

                                                       CUT TO:

 

              CEMETERY. EXT/NIGHT.

 

              Actor 1 moves. Hamlet follows him.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Where wilt thou lead me? speak;

                        I'll go no further.

 

                                  ACTOR 1

                        Mark me.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        I will.

 

                                  ACTOR 1

                        My hour is almost come, when I to

                        sulphurous and tormenting flames

                        must render up myself.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Alas, poor ghost!

 

                                  ACTOR 1

                        Pity me not, but lend thy serious

                        hearing to what I shall unfold.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Speak; I'm bound to hear.

 

                                  ACTOR 1

                        So art thou to revenge, when thou

                        shalt hear.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        What?

 

                                  ACTOR 1

                        I am thy father's spirit, doomed

                        for a certain term to walk the

                        night, and for the day confined to

                        fast in fires, till the foul

                        crimes done in my days of

                        exploitation are burnt and purged

                        away. But that I am forbid  to

                        tell the secrets of my prison-

                        house, I could a tale unfold whose

                        lightest word would harrow up thy

                        soul, freeze thy young blood, make

                        thy two eyes, like stars, start

                        from their spheres and each

                        particular hair to stand on end,

                        like quills upon the fretful

                        porpentine: but this eternal

                        blazon must not be to ears of

                        flesh and blood. List,list, O,

                        list! If thou didst ever thy dear

                        father love--

 

                                  HAMLET

                        O God!

 

                                  ACTOR 1

                        Revenge this foul and most

                        unnatural murder.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Murder?

 

                                  ACTOR 1

                        Murder most foul, as in the best

                        it is; but this most foul, strange

                        and unnatural.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Haste me to know it, that I, with

                        wings as swift as meditation or

                        the thoughts of love, may sweep to

                        my revenge.

 

                                  ACTOR 1

                        I find thee apt; and duller

                        shoulds thou be than the fat weed

                        that roots itself in ease on lethe

                        wharf, wouldst thou not stir in

                        this.

 

                        Now, Hamlet, hear:  It's given out

                        that, sleeping in my orchard, a

                        serpent stung me; so the whole ear

                        of the company is by a forged

                        process of my death rankly abused.

                        The serpent that did sting thy

                        father's life now seats on his

                        throne.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        O my prophetic soul! My uncle!

 

                                  ACTOR 1

                        Ay, that incestuous, that

                        adulterate beast, with witchcraft

                        of his wit, with traitorous

                        gifts,--O wicked wit and gifts,

                        that have the power so to seduce!--

                        won to his shameful lust the will

                        of my most seeming-virtuous queen:

                        O Hamlet, what a falling-off was

                        there! From me, whose love was of

                        that dignity that it went hand in

                        hand even with the vow I made to

                        her in marriage; and to decline

                        upon a wretch, whose masculine

                        gifts were poorer than those of

                        mine! But virtue, as it never will

                        be moved, though lewdness court it

                        in a shape of heaven, so lust,

                        though to a radiant angel link'd,

                        will sate itself in a celestial

                        bed, and prey on garbage. But,

                        soft! methinks I scent the morning

                        air; brief let me be...

 

                                                        DISSOLVE TO:

           

                                     TITLE CARD

                        In his next psychiatric appointment Hamlet

                        feigns to be mad.

 

                                                            DISSOLVE TO:                                                        

 

              PHILADELPHIA'S RESTAURANT. EXT/NIGHT.

 

              Ophelia, seated on a chair, waits alone. Hamlet arrives with

              ironic face and sits down. He has a three-day bear and wears

              dirty clothing.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Ophelia, in thy pleasures be all

                        my lacks remembered.

                               (pause; Hamlet laughs)

                        When can I lie again in your lap?

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        Your head upon my lap?

 

                                  HAMLET

                        I don't mean country matters. My

                        fair thought is to lie between

                        your legs.

 

              People look at them. Ophelia stands up offended.

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        What is this? You are too merry

                        today, Hamlet.

 

                                  HAMLET

                        Who, I? Your only jig-maker? What

                        should a man do, but be merry?

 

              Ophelia looks at him. His voice over continues over the image

              of Hamlet taking her face; changing from surprise to shame

              and pity.

 

                                  OPHELIA (V.O.)

                        With his doublet all unbraced; his

                        stockings foul'd, ungarter'd, and

                        down-gyved to his ancle; pale as

                        his shirt; his knees knocking each

                        other; and with a look so piteous

                        in purport,  as if he had been

                        loosed out of hell to speak of

                        horrors...

 

                                                       CUT TO:

 

              PHILADELPHIA'S PUBLIC PARK. EXT/DAY.

 

              Ophelia and Polonius meet in front of Philadelphia's

              sunset skyline.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        Mad for thy love?

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        I do not know; but truly, I do

                        fear it.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        What said he?

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        He took me by the wrist and held

                        me hard; then goes he to the

                        length of all his arm; and, with

                        his other hand thus o'er his brow,

                        he falls to such perusal of my

                        face  as he would draw it. Long

                        stay'd he so; at last, a little

                        and thrice his head thus waving up

                        and down, he raised a sigh so

                        piteous and profound as it did

                        seem to shatter all his bulk and

                        end his being: that done, he lets

                        me go: and, with his head over his

                        shoulder turn'd, he seem'd to find

                        his way without his eyes; for on

                        the street he went without their

                        help, and, to the last, bended

                        their light on me.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        I am glad you gave him hard words

                        of late.

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        I only repelled his messages and

                        denied  his access to me.  Could

                        the denial of love make so mad a

                        man?

                                  POLONIUS

                        It is as proper to our age to cast

                        beyond ourselves in our opinions

                        as it is common for the younger

                        sort to lack discretion.

 

                                  OPHELIA

                        This must be known by the

                        trustees; which, being kept close,

                        might move more grief to hide than

                        hate to utter love.

 

                                                       CUT TO:

 

              CLAUDIUS OFFICE. INT/DAY.

 

              Gertrude signs a pile of checks. Meanwhile, Rosencrantz and

              Guildenstern enter into Claudius' chamber. Polonius keeps guard

              at the entrance of the hall.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        Dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern!

                        Moreover that we much did long to

                        see you,  the need we have to use

                        you did provoke our hasty sending.

 

              Gertrude handles a check to Guilderstern.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                        Something... have you heard... of

                        Hamlet's... transformation?

 

                                  ROSENCRANTZ

                        So call it, since nor the exterior

                        nor the inward man resembles what

                        it was.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                        What it should be, more than his

                        father's death, that thus has put

                        him so much from the understanding

                        of himself, I cannot dream of: I

                        entreat you both, that, being of

                        so young days brought up with him,

                        and sit so neighborhood to his

                        youth and behavior, that you

                        vouchsafe your rest here in

                        Philadelphia some little time: so

                        by your companies to draw him on

                        to pleasures, and to gather, so

                        much as from occasion you may

                        glean,  whether aught, to us

                        unknown, afflicts him thus, that,

                        opened, lies within our remedy.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        Good ladies, he has much talked of

                        you; and sure I am, two women

                        there are not living to whom he

                        more adheres. If it will please

                        you  to show us so much gentry and

                        good will as to expend your time

                        with us awhile, for the supply and

                        profit of our company.

 

              Guildenstern approaches Claudius and shows the check to him.

 

                                  GUILDENSTERN

                        I hope our visitation will receive

                        such thanks as fits a tycoon's

                        remembrance.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                               (handling another

                                check to Rosencrantz)

                        Thanks, Rosencrantz and gentle

                        Guildenstern.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        I beseech you instantly to visit

                        my too-much changed son.

 

              Rosencrantz and Guilderstern leave.

 

              Claudius lies his head on his hand. Gertrude approaches him

              and kisses him. Both are very sad and worry.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                               (almost crying)

                        Where love is great, the littlest

                        doubts are fear; where little

                        fears grow great, great love grows

                        there.

 

              They hold each other.

 

                                                       CUT TO:

 

              PHILADELPHIA'S ACADEMY OF MUSIC. EXT/NIGHT.

 

              People leave the Academy of Music. Amongst them Claudius and

              Gertrude.

 

              Polonius is seen amongst the crowd. He handles a tape

              recorder. He follows them.

 

                                                       CUT TO:

 

              PHILADELPHIA'S STREET. EXT/NIGHT.

 

              Gertrude and Claudius are reached by Polonius.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                               (breathless)

                        I do think, or else this brain of

                        mine  hunts not the trail of

                        policy so sure as it has used to

                        do, that I have found  the very

                        cause of Hamlet's lunacy.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                        You are still the father of good

                        news.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        O, speak of that; that do I long

                        to hear.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        First, let me inform you of our

                        suit against Fortinbras

                        Investments. Hamlet's news shall

                        be the fruit to that great feast.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                               (to Claudius)

                        How has he found the head and

                        source of all my son's distemper?

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        I doubt it is no other but the

                        main; his father's death, and our

                        o'erhasty marriage.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        The government has suppressed

                        Fortinbras Co.'s  interests in

                        Bolivia and Colombia; which to our

                        minister of businesses appeared to

                        be a preparation against Greek

                        multinational companies. But,

                        better looked into, he truly found

                        it was against Elsinor

                        Investments. Fortinbras trustees,

                        in brief, received an order to pay

                        us 800,000,000.00 dollars in

                        fines, and to make a bow before

                        the court never more to attempt

                        undermine our interests in those

                        lucrative countries by suborning

                        their variable lawyers.

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        It likes us well.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        A well ended business, indeed.  My

                        liege, and madam, to expostulate

                        what majesty should be, what duty

                        is, why day is day, night night

                        and time is time, were nothing but

                        to waste night, day and time.

                        Therefore, since brevity is the

                        soul of wit,  and tediousness the

                        limbs and outward flourishes, I

                        will be brief: your noble son is

                        mad.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                        More matter, with less art.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        That he is mad, it's true: it's

                        true it's pity;  And pity it's

                        it's true: a foolish figure;  But

                        farewell it for I will use no art.

                        Mad let us grant him, then: and

                        now remains that we find out the

                        cause of this effect, or rather

                        say, the cause of this defect, for

                        this effect defective comes by

                        cause: thus it remains, and the

                        remainder thus. Perpend. I have a

                        daughter--a psychologist of this

                        enterprise, who, in her duty has

                        given me this:

 

              He raises his recorder.

 

              His finger pushes the "play" button.

 

                                  HAMLET (V.O.)

                        To the celestial and my soul's

                        idol, the most   beautified

                        Ophelia,'

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        That's an ill phrase, a vile

                        phrase; 'beautified' is  a vile

                        phrase: but you should hear. Thus:

 

                                  HAMLET (V.O.)

                        In her excellent white bosom,

                        these, &c.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                        Came this from Hamlet to her?

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        Good madam, stay awhile; machines

                        are faithful.

 

              He plays the tape.

 

                                  HAMLET (V.O.)

                        'Doubt thou the stars are fire;

                        Doubt that the sun do move; Do But

                        never doubt I love, O dear

                        Ophelia, I'm ill at this numbers;

                        I have no art to reckon my groans:

                        but that I love thee best, O most

                        best, believe it. Adieu. Thine

                        evermore, most dear lady, whilst

                        this machine is to him, HAMLET.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        This has my daughter shown me,

                        according to her professional

                        duty. And she has more tapes of

                        his soliciting, as they fell out

                        by psychiatric appointments, all

                        given to her ear.

 

 

                                  CLAUDIUS

                        But how she had received his love?

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        What do you think of me? I would

                        fain prove I'm your more faithful

                        and constant laborer.

 

                                  GERTRUDE

                        But what can we think, when you

                        have seen this hot love on the

                        wing-- As I perceived it, I must

                        tell you that.

 

                                  POLONIUS

                        What might you, or my dear

                        Claudius here, think,  if I had

                        giving my heart a winking, mute

                        and dumb, Or look'd upon this love

                        with idle sight; what might you